“Well, guys, in the event you’re watching at dwelling, I assume you’re nonetheless cleansing up out of your huge State of the Union party. Yeah. What form of wings would you like — proper wing, left wing?” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yeah, earlier tonight, President Biden delivered the annual State of the Union handle, and Biden’s speech was historic. It was the primary time that the font dimension on the teleprompter was 8,000.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Biden regarded out on the members of Congress and stated, ‘Finally, a spot the place I appear fairly younger.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Thanks to guidelines giving former members of Congress flooring entry, George Santos attended the State of the Union. Come on! You can’t simply return to your outdated job such as you by no means left — except you’re Jon Stewart. Keep it up, Jon! You’re crushing it.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Tonight, the room was full of over 500 members of Congress, however Senator Mitch McConnell wasn’t there. Well, he attended, however he wasn’t there.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Ahead of the president’s arrival there, members of the Supreme Court filed in. Interestingly, Justice Clarence Thomas didn’t attend. It’s good to know he’s prepared to recuse himself from one thing.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
On Thursday’s “Daily Show,” Ronny Chieng requested his “Kung Fu Panda 4” co-star Awkwafina to interview him about his position within the film.