Stephen Colbert Slams Former Special Counsel’s Conclusions

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On Tuesday, the previous particular counsel Robert Ok. Hur testified earlier than the House Judiciary Committee, answering questions on his investigation into President Biden’s dealing with of categorized paperwork. In his report, Hur referred to Biden as a “well-meaning, aged man with a poor reminiscence.”

“Yes, Biden has been dangerously forgetful, not like Trump, who at all times remembers that he’s operating in opposition to Obama, and unopposed, at that, since Nancy Pelosi dropped out,” Stephen Colbert stated on his present Tuesday evening.

“Angry TikTok customers are reportedly calling congressional places of work forward of the week’s vote on a bipartisan invoice that might ban the platform. Well, it’s extra mature than what offended Facebook customers did.” — SETH MEYERS, referring to Jan. 6

“Banning one of the vital widespread social media apps in the complete world would set an enormous precedent and have an enormous influence on American life. Without TikTok, the place else would I study precise developments like cooking hen in NyQuil or future developments like calling the ambulance after somebody cooks hen in NyQuil?” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“The invoice is a response to fears that TikTok’s proprietor firm, ByteDance, might share person knowledge, akin to searching historical past, location and biometric identifiers, with China’s authoritarian authorities. Oh, God. China might spy on us or brainwash our youth with propaganda, or, worst of all, put us on a mailing listing.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

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Jimmy Kimmel interviewed some former inmates about what former President Donald Trump might anticipate if he had been to obtain a jail sentence.

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