EGN NEWS DESK
“The majority says that disqualifying a candidate for rebel can solely happen when Congress passes laws. OK, fast query: If Congress does determine to move that laws to disqualify a candidate for rebel, what if he sends his mob to storm Congress to cease them from passing that laws? Does that depend as rebel? Or have they got to move extra laws about that earlier than the following mob reveals up? I’m simply asking as a result of, clearly, you guys haven’t put any thought into any of these items.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“That’s proper, the Supreme Court dominated that states can not hold Trump off their ballots, which implies that the Supreme Court stays the one place the place Trump can win the favored vote.” — SETH MEYERS
“Speaking of former President Trump, immediately the Supreme Court unanimously dominated that Colorado just isn’t allowed to take away him from the 2024 poll. Then out of behavior, Trump instantly appealed the choice. He’s like, ‘This is a witch — oh, wait a minute, OK.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Trump celebrated the ruling, calling it a giant win for America. That’s additionally what he mentioned when McDonald’s introduced again the McRib.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Let that be a lesson to all you on the market who could be enthusiastic about subverting the Constitution in a presidential election. You go, boy!” — JON STEWART
“Donald Trump had two rallies this weekend, one in Virginia and one in North Carolina. But the 2 speeches had one unifying theme: His mind is broke.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Suddenly, Trump become a Spice Girl: ‘I actually need to zig-a-zay ah.’ It seemed like his mind acquired a flat.” — JIMMY FALLON
