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‘His Crimes Are the News!’
An appeals courtroom judge on Monday denied Donald Trump’s request to postpone his felony trial in Manhattan stemming from a hush-money take care of a porn star. His attorneys unsuccessfully argued that the previous president couldn’t get a good trial in New York as a result of potential jurors had been uncovered to information reporting on his different latest authorized points.
“So are you saying members of the jury can’t have seen any information about Donald Trump’s crimes?” Stephen Colbert stated. “His crimes are the information!”
“[Imitating Trump’s attorney] Your honor, it’s only honest that our consumer be judged by an neutral jury who knew nothing concerning the occasions in America during the last 9 years. Might I like to recommend 12 confused males who had been dropped off in a forest as infants after which raised by wolves, or, in the event that they’re not out there, might we purchase some clone infants which have been quickly aged in some type of machine after which launched into the jury field. Oh, they assume he’s responsible, too? OK.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“You had been president — the entire nation has a bias. The solely method you’re getting a juror who doesn’t know you is that if it’s randomly Tiffany.” — SETH MEYERS
The judge launched a questionnaire on Monday for potential jurors, with questions like “whether or not they consider in QAnon, use Truth Social, or attend Trump rallies,” Jimmy Fallon stated on Tuesday. “In different phrases, he desires to know, ‘Are you Marjorie Taylor Greene?’”
“‘Has former [President] Trump ever buried you or anybody you’re keen on on one among his golf programs?’” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“I want I might get in on questioning these potential jurors. I really feel like I’d be so good at it. ‘And one ultimate query, sir: Does your truck have nuts?’” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Punchiest Punchlines (Forgiveness Edition)
“But it is a reminder that faculty is simply too costly. Tuition, room and board, books, a pc to create a social community that’ll sometime break democracy. It provides up.” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“Now some critics are saying that this scholar mortgage forgiveness is only a cynical bribe by Joe to offer younger individuals what they need in order that they vote for him. And they’re proper — it’s an historic tactic known as politics.” — MICHAEL KOSTA
The Bits Worth Watching
Conan O’Brien returned to “The Tonight Show” for the primary time in 14 years on Tuesday.
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
The “Civil War” star Kirsten Dunst will sit down with Seth Meyers on Wednesday’s “Late Night.”
