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‘Dozo the Clown’
Donald Trump’s trial kicked off with jury choice in New York on Monday.
“The trial started at 10 a.m. with the courtroom clerk saying, ‘The People of the State of New York vs. Donald J. Trump,’ adopted by quarter-hour of thunderous applause,” Jimmy Kimmel mentioned on Monday.
“‘The People of the State of New York?’ That’s us!” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“The trial is predicted to final six weeks — or till the courtroom sketch artist runs out of orange, whichever comes first.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
Late night time hosts had been amused by the reviews of Trump nodding off through the proceedings.
“Imagine committing so many crimes you get bored at your personal trial.” — JON STEWART
“If Biden is Sleepy Joe, I assume that makes you Dozo the Clown.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Imagine if Joe Biden fell asleep within the courtroom on the primary day of his trial. Trump can be calling him ‘Comatose Joe.’ Fox News can be speaking about this till Christmas. But not previous Donny Nappleseed.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Multiple reviews mentioned Trump’s head drooped till his chin hit his chest, which, I don’t know, possibly he was simply following the value of his Truth Social inventory. Either approach, it’s good to see even Donald Trump is exhausted by Donald Trump.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Punchiest Punchlines (‘Gettysburg: Wow’ Edition)
“What a stirring orator. I sit up for Ken Burns’s up to date documentary.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“He at all times appears like a child who forgot he had an oral report due on that day.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
”Get that man on ‘Drunk History,’ will you?” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Bits Worth Watching
The creator Salman Rushdie talked to Colbert about his memoir, “Knife,” which recounts the try on his life in 2022.
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
On Tuesday’s “Daily Show,” Mayan Lopez will focus on working along with her father, George, on Season 2 of their NBC sitcom, “Lopez vs. Lopez.”
