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eleventh Time’s the Charm?
On Monday, the judge in Donald Trump’s felony trial held him in contempt for the tenth time, threatening jail time if the previous president continues to violate a gag order.
Jimmy Kimmel mentioned that he thinks Trump will find yourself in jail “as a result of he can’t cease speaking in regards to the case. It’s like attempting to get a canine to cease licking itself.”
“And now there’s no method Trump goes decide Kristi Noem, however he needs to maintain her round in case one of many different lap canines stops obeying his instructions. Kristi can drag them to the rock quarry and put them down.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Dear Lord, this lady has a style for canine blood. It’s like she thought ‘All Dogs Go to Heaven’ was a private problem.” — JORDAN KLEPPER
“I’m not a political skilled, however I believe if I needed to give a politician recommendation, I’d say the highest factor is to not shoot your pet. The second prime factor could be to not write about capturing your pet.” — JORDAN KLEPPER
“I actually love that she thinks she nonetheless has a shot. I imply, she had a shot — she used it on her canine.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“It’s actually form of a disgrace she didn’t meet Kim Jong-un, as a result of if anybody could be on her aspect with regards to canine killing, I imply, that’s the man.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Bits Worth Watching
The actress Laura Linney mentioned getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Monday’s “Tonight Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
The comic Cole Escola will seem on Tuesday’s “Late Night.”
