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“He arrived on the intersection of American historical past, the place he put 1 / 4 within the parking meter of future, leaving the automobile, trying to keep away from stepping within the urine puddle of jurisprudence.” — JON STEWART, mocking the media’s protection of Trump’s arrival in court docket
“Seriously, are we going to comply with this man to court docket each [expletive] day? Are you making an attempt to make this O.J.? It’s not a chase — he’s commuting.” — JON STEWART
“At this level, you’re in all probability saying to your self, ‘How many tv hours have they dedicated to what Donald Trump, a person who has not been off any of our screens for greater than 30 seconds within the final eight years, seems like?’ The reply shouldn’t be practically as many hours as describing his each motion.” — JON STEWART
“Look, sooner or later on this trial, one thing necessary and revelatory goes to occur, however none of us are going to note due to the hours spent on his speculative facial tics. If the media tries to make us really feel like probably the most mundane [expletive] is earth-shattering, we gained’t consider you when it’s actually attention-grabbing. It’s your traditional ‘Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer.’” — JON STEWART
“Look, we have an extended methods to go right here. It’s the primary day of the primary of his 438 trials to return. Pace yourselves, and in the event you’re bored, you’ll be able to at all times begin planning the way you’re going to [expletive] up overlaying his subsequent trial and the sober mea culpa you’ll ship throughout his subsequent time period as president.” — JON STEWART
