“Today’s cross-examination was described as ‘heated’ and ‘intense,’ which coincidentally are the one two settings on Trump’s tanning mattress.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Trump was like, ‘If you assume that’s dangerous, it is best to see the texts I’m getting from Melania.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Former President Trump appeared to briefly go to sleep in court docket once more this morning throughout grownup movie star Stormy Daniels’s testimony. Because in actual life, you possibly can’t fast-forward the scenes the place the actors are speaking.” — SETH MEYERS
“But this was not her first rodeo, and they’d have identified that if they’d have seen her film, ‘My Third Rodeo.’ Very good. It’s a part of a collection.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Bits Worth Watching
John Della Volpe, the polling director on the Harvard Institute of Politics, sat down with Jon Stewart to debate his new e-book “Fight: How Gen Z is Channeling Their Fear and Passion to Save America” on Thursday’s “Daily Show.”