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They’re All Going to Laugh at You
During a Fox News look over the weekend, Donald Trump mentioned Jimmy Kimmel’s jab at him throughout the Oscars. Trump expressed amazement that Kimmel had learn Trump’s insulting posts about him on the air (“All he needed to do was preserve his mouth shut”). The ex-president additionally insisted that his posts had gone viral, not Kimmel’s on-air response to them: “Isn’t it previous your jail time?”
“I assume I shouldn’t be stunned,” Kimmel mentioned on Monday. “I imply, Donald Trump has mentioned I’m not proficient so many instances, Eric is beginning to get jealous.”
“Trump’s attorneys at this time advised the court docket they’ll’t discover anybody to place up the $454 million bond he must cowl what he owes the state of New York. They say they approached round 30 bond corporations and none of them would do enterprise — gee, I ponder why.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“In his protection, how is a billionaire ever presupposed to provide you with half a billion {dollars}, you recognize?” — JIMMY FALLON
“Can you think about that decision? ‘Hi, we symbolize Donald Trump. We have been questioning for those who might — howdy?’ I imply, who would have ever guessed {that a} hard-earned status for not paying your payments would make it troublesome to get credit score?” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Trump is fairly determined for the cash. Right now, for those who go on Airbnb, you’ll be able to lease Trump Tower, Mar-a-Lago and Eric.” — JIMMY FALLON
“And what’s the issue, anyway? Didn’t you say Mar-a-Lago is price no less than $1.8 billion? Just get a reverse mortgage on that. I’m positive Tom Selleck might allow you to.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Bits Worth Watching
The “Road House” star Jake Gyllenhaal performed the singing whisper problem with Jimmy Fallon on Monday’s “Tonight Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg and Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson will all be on Tuesday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”