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Who?
Space Karen.
Qualifications for the job
Owns a whole lot of profitable corporations — and X.
Strong social media presence.
Thinks staff ought to be “extraordinarily hardcore.”
One good purpose to not get the job
Could get into an ego battle with Trump as each have their very own perfume. Musk (who actually ought to have a fragrance with a surname like that) has a scent known as “Burnt Hair” (which in all probability smells of testosterone and tears), whereas Trump has Victory 47, described by Adam Kinzinger, a former Republican lawmaker, as smelling like “armpits, ketchup, a butt and make-up.”
Rose Garden gardener
Nigel Farage
Who?
Trump sycophant. British member of parliament for Clacton (no, actually). Milkshake fanatic. Once crushed in an election by a person in a dolphin costume.
Qualifications for the job
Desperate to be close to Trump (and as far-off from the day job as attainable).
Once posted an internet video during which he was duped into saying “Up the ’Ra!”, a reference to the Irish Republican Army, which has the identical initials because the U.S.’s Inflation Reduction Act.
One good purpose to not get the job
Earns an excessive amount of cash within the U.Okay. (plus America has worse beer).
