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Hazing Arizona
The Arizona Supreme Court on Tuesday reinstated a regulation from 1864 banning practically all abortions within the state.
Stephen Colbert known as it “a regulation so previous that it was handed earlier than ladies had the precise to vote.”
“To which the Arizona Supreme Court stated, ‘Don’t fear, we’ll work on that one subsequent.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Punchiest Punchlines (‘Simon & Joefunkel’ Edition)
The White House state dinner for Prime Minister Fumio Kishida of Japan additionally acquired some consideration from the hosts.
“You know Joe Biden — his state dinners are slightly totally different than the standard. For one factor, they begin at 4:30., and you may solely get in when you have a Groupon.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“The musical leisure for the occasion was Paul Simon, which is — that’s a great one. That’s massive. Trump was fortunate to get the surviving members of O-Town for considered one of his state dinners, however Japan acquired a night of Simon & Joefunkel.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Yep, Biden acquired to eat dinner with a efficiency from Paul Simon. Meanwhile, Kamala Harris needed to sit by means of a lunch with Art Garfunkel.” — JIMMY FALLON
“So in fact Paul Simon kicked off his previous hit, ‘Me and Fumio Down by the Schoolyard.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Bits Worth Watching
Vampire Weekend carried out their new track “Mary Boone” on Wednesday’s “Daily Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night
The Norwegian singer-songwriter lady in purple is the musical visitor on Thursday’s “Tonight Show.”
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The Indigo Girls opened up their archives for “It’s Only Life After All,” a brand new career-spanning documentary concerning the folk-rock music duo.
