To quote Taylor Swift, we hope Bill Maher is prepared for it.
And by it, we imply the intense wrath of probably the most devoted fanbase on the planet.
On the newest episode of his podcast, you see, the HBO host and alleged comic was speaking to the Hawk Tuah Girl (actual identify: Haliey Welch).
Because after all he was, proper?
For some motive, the dialog finally turned to Swift’s relationship with Kansas City Chiefs tight finish Travis Kelce.
“I’m positive she’s a beautiful particular person, however the entire thing with the soccer participant,” Maher mentioned, instantly sounding like a moron, making it sound as if he doesn’t know the identify of Kelce.
Maher continued:
“I simply felt like 35 was slightly previous to be like, ‘My boyfriend’s a soccer participant and I put on his jersey to the sport along with his quantity on it!’ I imply, come on.”
How dare Swift be supportive and have enjoyable, you understand?
Welch fortunately defended Swift from Maher dumb and random assault, saying merely:
“Whatever makes her joyful. If that’s what she needs to do and it makes her joyful, it ain’t acquired nothin’ to do with me.”
Maher largely agreed with this apparent level.
But he wasn’t accomplished trashing Swift and coming throughout like a complete and full fool.
“He’s gonna dump her, although, You know that?” Maher went on. “With her, it’s just like the Gatorade on the Super Bowl, you understand you’re gonna get dumped. You simply don’t know when.”
Wow. What a hilarious joke.
By most accounts, after all, Kelce and Swift are so much nearer to getting married than they’re to splitting up.
“You gotta give it some thought this manner,” Welch mentioned, taking part in together with Maher’s premise. “If he does that, are you able to think about the subsequent album we’re gonna get off of that?”
Maher proceeded to say Swift persevering with to sing about her ex-lovers was “very cheesy” and mentioned it is likely to be time for Swift to have a look within the mirror.
“It does seem to be such a recurrent theme,” he argued. “At some level, you simply wanna say, possibly you need to write a tune known as ‘Maybe It’s Me.’”
Yes, Taylor Swift is so cheesy that she has the love of a robust, good man; the love of thousands and thousands of individuals across the globe; and the highest-grossing tour within the historical past of music.
Will she quickly add a diamond ring to this assortment?
“It’s not even on his radar,” an insider not too long ago advised Us Weekly about Kelce’s proposing.
“Marriage is one thing he takes very critically and never one thing he would ever simply bounce into with out giving it some cautious consideration.”